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This is Worth Watching: Beauty in Porn

retsyboss:

Flys an horse barns go together like dust and horse barns.

(via snow-cone)

Study night? I think you mean manicure night.

Today was a Fat Day, but then he told me I looked beautiful. After that, nothing hurt.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WIND AT A PERFECTLY PLEASANT TEN KNOTS. 
CLEAR SKIES ALL THE WAY TO THE HORIZON. 
AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND MILES FROM ANY SORT OF LAND MASS … 
YES, SIR. THIS IS AS FAR FROM MY EX-WIFE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GOING INTO SPACE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WIND AT A PERFECTLY PLEASANT TEN KNOTS. 

CLEAR SKIES ALL THE WAY TO THE HORIZON. 

AT LEAST TWO THOUSAND MILES FROM ANY SORT OF LAND MASS … 

YES, SIR. THIS IS AS FAR FROM MY EX-WIFE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GOING INTO SPACE.

Female 'Purity' Is Bullshit

This. All of this.

(via snow-cone)